Testing the FAAK Big Dog/Wolf Dildo

~ Before the experience ~

I’m not going to lie, this isn’t my first experience with toys, but I can’t go into much details about my true first experience.

I’m pretty excited to try out this toy that I got from a Chinese company called FAAK.

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Being a cheap furry, this was naturally my first choice. I bought it off Wish.com before it was delisted for “being Inappropriate” (even though there were listings for adult toys with pictures of real horse penises). I paid about $12 USD for the dildo, and it took just under a month to arrive.

The store selling the toy claimed to have discreet packaging, but when it arrived, it clearly read “ANAL PLUG” on the outside. I understand why they had done that (Chinese and US Customs need to know what’s in the package to check for contraband and counterfeits), but I’m a little peeved that they would make a claim like that. I’m lucky that it was my brother who checked the mail and not my 72-year-old grandmother.

The shaft is about 14.5cm long and has a circumference of about 13.5cm at it’s thickest point. The knot is about 10.5cm wide from the front and side, making it a little anatomically incorrect. Either way, this $12 wolf toy’s knot has a 21cm circumference, so if you’re looking for anatomical correctness, then this toy is not for you.

Inexplicably, the tip of the toy has a strange 3.5cm cup that contributes to the anatomical issues. I’m not sure if this was by design or if this was a miscommunication between R&D and sales, but it’s still worth noting. My hope is that this won’t make cleaning the toy any more clumsy than I’m already anticipating.

I also noticed that my hands feel a bit dry after initially handling it. I’m not sure if this is because of their choice to use flexible PVC as opposed to medical silicone, but I hope this doesn’t affect my experience. Medical silicone can cost up to $16USD per kilo, so using PVC makes sense from a manufacturing standpoint.

Being that this is my first toy in my collection, I will need to ease onto the toy as to not hurt myself. Since I’m pretty chubby, my hope is that this won’t stop me from being able to take the knot.

~ After the experience ~

It… Kinda sucked. Being that I’m inexperienced in anal masturbation, I made a few mistakes.

First and foremost is not using enough petroleum jelly. When I initially put it in me, I felt like I had put enough on the toy. However, after using the toy for a few minutes then taking it out to clean it, I didn’t think I needed to put more on before continuing. All I can say is “ouch”.

Second was pushing myself too far. I got a little too excited and hurt myself. I won’t be walking straight for a couple of days, but I should be okay.

Third was not learning how to properly use it. I figured it was pretty straightforward, but I found myself fumbling about with the toy more than actually enjoying it. My weight doesn’t help at all, but when I did find the right angle, it felt pretty good. If I closed my eyes, I could almost believe that I was getting mounted by a beefy werewolf.

As I expected, the strange cup at the tip was a bit awkward to clean, but not too awkward. The knot being the way it is didn’t affect my ability to take it at all.

I think I just need to research how to do these sorts of things before doing them. Maybe I thought my approach to learning programming would work for further exploring my sexuality, but sadly, it didn’t. After extensive research, I’m looking forward to trying this toy again.

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